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Q. Should I admit that I’ve made mistakes?
A. The words would mean a lot more if they came from him and weren’t written for him by Nike or an ad agency. A spot won’t rehabilitate his image, but an apology would have.
—Jim Rome
Q. Should I remind you I’ve done this before?
A. What? Stared at your high school’s trophy case? I’m not impressed.
—Sam Toth, BleacherReport.com
Q. Should I just sell shoes?
A. Because that's basically what I've been doing so far and it's worked out pretty good.
—Matthew Callan, ScratchBomb.com
Q. Should I tell you I'm a championship chaser?
A. Yes, please tell us that.
—Miami Heat fan MiMi Cook, AssociatedContent.com
Q. Should I stop listening to my friends? They’re my friends.
A. Yeah. You should. Listen, I have a best friend at home named Squibb and he passed out in a veterinarian’s office because he watched his cat take a rectal thermometer. I love the guy to death. Best friend ever. Couldn’t ask for more. But just because he’s my best friend on Earth, and I grew up with him and played basketball with him all the time, does not mean he’s the person best equipped to handle my career. He passed out when he saw a cat take a rectal thermometer, for crying out loud. He doesn’t have the stomach for this.
— GotEmCoach.com
Q. Should I try acting?
A. No, you could never replace Tubbs.
—Broken Baller, GearUpForSports.com
Q. What should I do?
A. Keep making millions, while us fans and haters check out your youtube videos.
—usernamePEN15, YouTube.com
Q: Should I be who you want me to be?
A: I want you to be a tremendously talented basketball player. Try just doing that for a while.
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