NBA X-Mas Gifts

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Isiah Thomas: A job in the Garden - coaching the Liberty.

Donnie Walsh: Complete autonomy

Jim Dolan: Wisdom.

Mike D'Antoni: Jeff Van Gundy's defensive playbook.

Pat Riley: Peace, prosperity and Erik Spoelstra's job.

Erik Spoelstra: His old job doing the board for Pat Riley.

LeBron James: Game 5 vs. Boston expunged from his permanent record.

Maverick Carter: A crash-course in marketing/PR.

Chris Bosh: No games in Toronto this season.

Steve Nash: Amar'e Stoudemire.

Amar'e Stoudemire: M-V-P chants in the Garden in May.

Tim Duncan: Playoff games in June.
Mikhail Prokhorov: A new collective bargaining agreement with no salary cap.
Billy King: Carmelo Anthony's signature on a long-term deal.
Avery Johnson: See Billy King.
Greg Oden: Sam Bowie highlight tapes.
Portland Trail Blazers: Kevin Durant.
Kevin Durant: A team in a major market.
Larry Brown: This Raymond Felton.
Raymond Felton: A berth in the 2011 All-Star Game in Los Angeles.
Doug Collins: An analyst's gig at TNT.
Rod Thorn: One more "Jason Kidd" trade.
Charles Barkley: David Stern's job.
David Stern: 30 padlocks.
Billy Hunter: The keys to Fort Knox.
NBA owners: A hard salary cap.
NBA players: A short lockout.
Dick Bavetta: A rocking chair.
Dan Gilbert: LeBron James' face on a dartboard.
Ernie Grunfeld: An extension.
Ted Leonsis: A new team president.
Gilbert Arenas: Coal.
Memphis Grizzlies: A buyer.
New Orleans Hornets: A buyer.
Detroit Pistons: A buyer.
Magic Johnson: The Detroit Pistons.
Walt Frazier: Knicks playoff games to analyze in April.
Atlanta Hawks: Sellout crowds.
Boston Celtics: Banner No. 18.
L.A. Lakers: 2011 Finals berth vs. Boston.
Larry Bird: Pacer playoff games.
Baron Davis: A Jenny Craig membership.
Jerry Sloan: His first Red Auerbach Coach of the Year Award.
Ron Artest: Sanity.
Lamar Odom: A do-it-yourself divorce kit.
Khloe Kardashian: Tony Parker's cell number.
Eva Longoria: Lamar Odom's cell number.
Carmelo Anthony: Same as always: Whatever La La wants.
Chris Paul: A trade to a team that plays above sea level.
Yao Ming: A quarter of A.C. Green's iron-man streak.
Shaquille O'Neal: A retirement party.
Allen Iverson: A retirement party.
Stephon Marbury: A retirement party.
Cleveland: The Miami Heat.
Minnesota Timberwolves: Another point guard.
Kevin Love: 82 games against the Knicks.
Stan Van Gundy: Christmas Day off.
David Lee: A .500 record.
Patrick Ewing: An interview for an NBA head coaching job.
Charles Oakley: An interview for an NBA assistant coaching job.
Mark Jackson: The Laker job when Phil leaves.
Sacramento: Permission to move to Las Vegas.
Las Vegas: Permission to reject a Kings' move.
Blake Griffin: Lessons from Rick Barry on foul shooting.
Taylor Griffin: His brother Blake's talent and hops.
Michael Jordan: A Top-5 player.
Dwight Howard: Kevin McHale's post moves.
Phil Jackson: Three-peat No. 4.
Kobe Bryant: Phil Jackson back in 2011-12.


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